A young blonde woman was driving
through the Florida Everglades while on
vacation.
She wanted to take home a pair of
genuine alligator
shoes in the worst
way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors
were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the
shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go
out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you
go on and give it a try?"
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same
young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming
rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes aim, shoots the
creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank.
Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up. The shopkeeper
stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggles mightily
and manages to flip the gator onto its back.
Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration,
"SHIT!........ THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"