Down Down Songs:
Down-downs serve both as rewards and punishments. The offender/beneficiary has to down a Sands beer in one. A song is sung to encourage the culprit/benefactor and cue his drinking. After the completion of a Down-Down Song the words “drink it down, down, down … “ are sung and the accused/rewarded Hasher consumes his or her beer. As well as the ones below, here are some great ones from the Freemantle Hash Hymnal.
BULLSHIT
Melody – My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean
Bullshit, bullshit,
It all sounds like bullshit to me, to me,
Bullshit, bullshit,
It all sounds like bullshit to me!
Notes: This song is especially applicable whenever somebody tries to defend himself or herself from an accusation – there is no defense for accusations, get over it.
B-I-M-B-O
Melody – B-I-N-G-O
B-I-M-B-O,
B-I-M-B-O,
B-I-M-B-O,
And BIMBO was her name oh
SONG OF SIX CHECKS
Melody – Sing a Song of Six Pence
Sing a song of six checks,
A pocket full of flour,
Four-and-twenty hashers,
Lost on trail for hours.
And when they found the beer check,
There wasn’t any there,
They all agreed to go On-In,
And kill the fucking hares!
WE'VE GOT VIRGINS
Melody - Frere Jacques
We've got virgins,
We've got virgins,
At our hash,
At our hash,
Gonna get'em drunked up,
Gonna get'em fucked up,
Down the hatch,
Up the ass,
So drink it down, down, down . . .
Masturbation
Melody – Alouette
Masturbation, he loves masturbation,
Masturbation, he loves to beat his meat!
Drink it down down down....
LOVE ME TENDER
Melody – Love Me Tender
Love me tender, love me sweet,
Wrap your lips around my meat.
Hold me close and watch me grin,
As I dribble …
Notes: The circle will then launch into “Down, down, down” rather than complete the line “Down Your Chin.”
IT’S A SMALL DICK
Melody – It’s a Small World
Well it isn't long and it isn't thick,
It gets hard too slow and it cums too quick,
It gets lost in her twat but it’s all that he’s got,
It’s a small, small dick.
It’s a small dick after all,
It’s a small dick after all,
Always limp from alcohol,
It’s a small, small dick!
Note: At the line “Always limp from alcohol.” a finger gesture is sometimes given to imitate a wilting phallus.
I’M A LITTLE HASHER
Melody – I’m a Little Tea Pot
I’m a little hasher,
horny and drunk,
There is her bum and here is my junk,
When I get all worked up I whip it out,
Bend her over and make her shout!
Note: When the words “bum” and “junk” are sung the hash should point to those respective body parts. The final line can be enacted by bending a hariette over and thrusting in her general direction.